var quote = new Array(31)
var author = new Array(31)

quote[1]='"What would happen if a fire station caught on fire?"';
author[1] = 'Me';

quote[2]='"Blessings on him that invented sleep!"';
author[2] = 'Miguel de Cervantes';

quote[3]='"Music is the only sensual gratification which mankind may indulge in to excess without injury to their moral and religions feelings."';
author[3] = 'Joseph Addison';

quote[4]='"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."';
author[4] = 'Niels Bohr';

quote[5]='"Work like you don\'t need the money.<br> Love like you\'ve never been hurt.<br> Dance like nobody is watching.<br> Sing like no one is listening.<br> Live like it\'s Heaven on Earth."';
author[5] = 'Mark Twain';

quote[6]='"It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye."';
author[6] = 'Antoine de Saint-Exupéry';

quote[7]='"A reasonable man adapts himself to the world around him. An unreasonable man expects the world to adapt to him. Therefore, all progress is made by unreasonable men."';
author[7] = 'George Bernard Shaw';

quote[8]='"Beauty is in the heart of the beholder."';
author[8] = 'H. G. Wells';

quote[9]='Nobody\'s perfect.<br /><img src="graphics/clear.gif" height="10" width="1"><br />Not politicians, priests, not you, not me.';
author[9] = '';

quote[10]='"Never discourage anyone... who continually makes progress, no matter how slow."';
author[10] = 'Plato';

quote[11]='"What do you mean, they\'re gone?"';
author[11] = 'Julie Anderson, after escaping from her office in the World Trade Center and learning the towers had collapsed.'

quote[12]='"Any nation that thinks more of its ease and comfort than its freedom will soon lose its freedom; and the ironical thing about it is that it will lose its ease and comfort too."';
author[12] = 'W. Somerset Maugham';

quote[13]='"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog."'
author[13] = 'Mark Twain';

quote[14]='"The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances."';
author[14] = 'Martha Washington';

quote[15]='"Never confuse motion with action."';
author[15] = 'Benjamin Franklin';

quote[16]='"If you wish to be a writer, write."';
author[16] = 'Epicletus';

quote[17]='"We are all born mad. Some remain so."';
author[17] = 'Samuel Beckett';

quote[18]='"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you\'ll land among the stars."';
author[18] = 'Les Brown';

quote[19]='"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."';
author[19] = 'Oscar Wilde';

quote[20]='"Music touches feelings that words cannot."';
author[20] = 'On the inside of a<br>Dove chocolate';

quote[21]='"To accomplish great things one must not only act, but dream."';
author[21] = 'Unknown';

quote[22]='"Any system of government will work when everything is going well. It\'s the system that functions in the pinches that survives."';
author[22] = 'John Fitzgerald Kennedy';

quote[23]='"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."';
author[23] = 'Mark Twain';

quote[24]='"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion."';
author[24] = 'C. P. Snow';

quote[25]='"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it."';
author[25] = 'Robert E. Lee';

quote[26]='"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."';
author[26] = 'Henry Ford';

quote[27]='"Only fools buy what they do not need<br> With money they don\'t have<br> To impress people who don\'t even care"';
author[27] = 'Unknown';

quote[28]='"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I\'m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."';
author[28] = 'Richard Nixon';

quote[29]='"Total absence of humor renders life impossible."';
author[29] = 'Colette';

quote[30]='"I can\'t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."';
author[30] = 'Jimmy Dean';

quote[31]='"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."';
author[31] = 'Lily Tomlin';