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Yielding Right of Way

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on October 10, 1995.
 
U.S. Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
 
CND Reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
 
U.S. Ship: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
 
CND Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
 
U.S. Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA,WE ARE A VERY LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U.S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!
 
CND Reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 
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