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There are three guys on a plane that is going to crash any second. They need to get rid of some weight on the plane, so one guy throws off an eraser. Another guy throws off a brick, and the last guy throws off a bomb. The plane lands safely, and nobody dies. After the emergency landing, the three guys were walking down the street, and they saw a little boy crying. They asked him, "What's wrong? Why are you crying?" The boy answered, "I got hit in the head with an eraser!" The men giggled to themselves and kept walking. Further ahead, they came to a house with a broken window and a bunch of police cars in front of it. They saw a lady, the owner of the house, and they went up to her and asked, "What happened to your window?" She answered, "Someone threw a brick through it!" Again, the men giggled to themselves and kept walking. At the end of the street, they saw an old man sitting in a ditch, in a rocking chair, laughing hysterically. So, they went up to him and asked, "Hey! What's so funny? Why are you laughing so hard?" He replied, "I just farted and my house blew up!" < Back to Funny Stuff | |||||||||||||||||||
