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< Back to Funny Stuff TV Conflict A TV addict sat dimly in front of the television screen. Although there was nothing on that he found interesting, he decided to flip through some channels randomly. They were the evening news, medical, cooking, and advertisement channels. The following is what he heard on the television: News: "Good evening. Today, our top story is to do with our Prime Minister having an interview with--" Cooking: "--hamburgers. To spice them up, add a lot of--" Advertisement: "--Nippon Paint! Use Nippon Paint to paint your--" Doctor: "--nose. In order to treat such diseases, one must use--" Advertisement: "--Wrigley's best chewing gum! Great for those who want to--" News: "--end the Vietnam War. Later, American pilots had to fly into--" Doctor: "--a patient's stomach. It was found to contain a huge ulcer, and we had to--" Cooking: "--cut it into eight equal pieces and deep fry it for at least--" Advertisement: "--twenty years! That's how long this product will last!" Doctor: "Later, a patient was diagnosed with asthma. To cure this, we must use--" Advertisement: "--Colgate toothpaste! It is the best toothpaste for those who want to--" News: "--rob the bank. The locals were shocked by this crime. Suspects were arrested and sent to--" Cooking: "--bake in the oven at 140 degrees Celsius for four hours until a nice, brown and crisp texture is seen." News: "Later, there was yet another eruption on the volcanic island of--" Cooking: "--spaghetti. For the sauce, you must add two--" Advertisement: "--Reebok shoes! The best thing to use to--" Doctor: "--close holes in the heart and lungs. To keep your lungs healthy, remember to--" Advertisement: "--go fishing with the best bait there is! That is--" Cooking: "chicken pie." News: "That's all for today, and good night." < Back to Funny Stuff | |||||||||||||||||||
