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Crazy Product Labels

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
And that would be how...?
 
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
Too late!

On a Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
Gee. That's the only time I have to work on my hair.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
But wouldn't this save me more time?

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
But it's "just" a suggestion.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
As night follows day . . .

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.


 
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