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< Back to Funny Stuff How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?
» At Michigan it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how cool it was. » At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire. » At Grand Valley State it takes ten. One to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening. » At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on. » At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car. » At Central it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw a party over it. » At Wayne State it takes zero. Who wants to be in Detroit after dark anyway? » At Western it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in and ten other drunks to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors. » At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian, only cows and corn. » At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike 10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in. » At Michigan Tech it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again. » At Hillsdale & Albion it takes zero. They have Mommy and Daddy pay someone to do it for them. » At Saginaw Valley it takes five. One to bring the weed and four to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in. » At Oakland it takes zero. They can't afford light bulbs just like they cannot afford a football team. » At Macomb it takes zero. They live at home, mom and dad control the lights. < Back to Funny Stuff | |||||||||||||||||||
